The Shittest Thing in the World Right Now… Annual Appraisals

“Let’s spend 4 hours writing down all the stuff we’ve done moderately well over the last year and conveniently forget about the stuff that you ballsed up.”

Annual appraisals are a load of bollocks. They are supposed to be a way of objectively bench-marking you against your peers. But there are only two ways you are going to get a good score:

  1. Be liked by your boss. It doesn’t matter if you are not really that good.
  2. Be able to cause your boss a headache if you leave.

“Sell Coutinho and Buy Costa and Van Dijk with the Money” – WTF??!!

I’ve seen a few pundits weighing into the Coutinho debate and saying that selling Coutinho is good business. They say that we would be better off taking the money and using it on Costa and Van Dijk and that the fans would be happy with this … What a load of bollocks.

  1. Van Dijk is not related to the sale of Coutinho. We’ve been after him all summer. There is no way that the fans will see that the sale of Coutinho is required to make this happen. It should have happened already.
  2. Costa is a shit bag man child who has been causing trouble in Chelsea for the last year who has shown no desire to play for Liverpool. He has, however, shown plenty of desire to go to China for big money and now wants to go back to Atletico Madrid.

What a fantastic bit of business this would be. Someone we should have already, plus somebody who doesn’t want to join us, in exchange for our best player.

“Sell Coutinho and Buy Costa and Vin Dijk with the Money” – WTF??!!

I’ve seen a few pundits weighing into the Coutinho debate and saying that selling Coutinho is good business. They say that we would be better off taking the money and using it on Costa and Van Dijk and that the fans would be happy with this … What a load of bollocks.

  1. Van Dijk is not related to the sale of Coutinho. We’ve been after him all summer. There is no way that the fans will see that the sale of Coutinho is required to make this happen. It should have happened already.
  2. Costa is a shit bag man child who has been causing trouble in Chelsea for the last year who has shown no desire to play for Liverpool. He has, however, shown plenty of desire to go to China for big money and now wants to go back to Atletico Madrid.

What a fantastic bit of business this would be. Someone we should have already, plus somebody who doesn’t want to join us, in exchange for our best player.

I Wish I was a Wiggle

I have spent five years at university as a graduate and post graduate. I’ve worked my ass of for years at work. I spend three hours a day commuting and I’ve just spent the best part of a £69 of my hard-earned cash on two tickets to see The Wiggles and a cheap plastic Emma Wiggle Doll.

I am sure that when they went to drama school that they had dreams of being in Hollywood stars, or being Shakespearian actors wowing the crowds. Unfortunately, something went wrong and now theses guys travel the world singing shit songs and behaving like dicks on the stage.

They are worth $20million each. $20 million for singing nursery rhymes and songs about fucking cold spaghetti.

I wish I was a Wiggle.